Gabe Newell



Our Gaben, who art in Bellevue Rotund be thy shape The half-life (never) come Thy will be done on earth as it is in Valve Give is this day our daily vidya And forgive us for our pirating as we forgive those who pirate alongside us May VAC lead us not into temptation but deliver us from hacking For thine kingdom is the VALVe the Steam, and the vidya For ever and ever Gaben